a saturday...

things that happened because i am a wuss and can't tell people to stop, aka things you shouldn't do:

1. let your child rollerblade in my store
2. let your child ride their razr scooter in my store
3. put your damp drink on top of my display cases where it leaves a big sticky puddle
4. pull the intestines out of the stuffed pig in the window like you are jumping out of an airplane and it is time to pull the ripcord
5. grab a bag from a shelf over your head to look at it and then, when finished, ignore the shopkeeper who says "i'll put that back for you" and start throwing it in the air to try and land it back on the shelf

um, i think that's enough for one day.